Good Evening,
A BIG THANK YOU to Brian Knowles for once again organising a great Christmas Lunch. It was an excellent meal, with a lovely atmosphere and very well attended. Huge symphathy for the handful of people who were unable to be there at the very last minute. Brian worked very hard to make things run so amoothly; it takes a lot of time and effort. Thank you.
Before the Meal, we did our Monthly Draw and the results were:
1st Prize £35 number 31 …..Jean Munds
2nd Prize £20 number 5 …..Brian Knowles
3rd Prize £10 number 69 …..Len Kelly
CONGRATULATIONS to all our winners!!
I hope you all have a fantastic Christmas. Eat lots, drink lots but don’t be too merry!! I hope you have a relaxing few days and the New Year brings you everything you want!!
A few jokes to put you in the Christmas mood ……remember laughter activates the mesolimbic dopaminergic reward system in the brain!!!
Steve:I need a battery so I can tell the time.
Robbie:Is it for a clock?
Steve:I don’t know, That’s why I need the batteries!!
I’ve decided to form a choir this Christmas. Anyone wanting to join will be welcome. So far it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I
My wife says I’m tight. So to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits.It was quite exciting as she’s never given blood before!!
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list …..can’t read any of it now!
Due to the really bad weather, I decided to see if my 83 year old neighbour needed anything from the local shop. She did. So I gave her my list, No point in both of us going out in this weather!
Back in the late 40’s I was the only one in our street that had a bicycle bell. Unfortunately I never had a bike!!
I’ve started playing football for IKEA. I play in defence, part of a flat pack four!
I called my Doctor’s surgery this morning. “I need to make an appointment for as soon as possible” I said.”Everything in my ear is echoing!”
“OK” she replied, “How does tomorrow sound?” I said, “morrow, orrow., row ow”
and finally
I asked my wife why she married me. She said “Because you’re so funny and make me laugh so much” I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking. She replied,”See? You’re hilarious!”
Loads of love to you all!
Graham
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